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You need a new soundcard

That was god aweful. The sound started off good, so therefore the rest of the sounds must have been out of sheer lazyness. There was no real animation, I noticed him just changing poses like a sprite. There was no storyline, and there wasn't any real humor unless your 10 years old, or severly retarted. You know what, I don't even think retarted people would like your movie. Blame.

Duck-Duck-Sheep responds:

1. It is BLAM, not blame holy shit how retarded you are, right ?....yes...

2. Do you really think, that your lock movies have more animation ? YOU ARE WRONG !

3. There are different types of humor you know...

soooo.....

MY GOD YOU ARE FROM TEH LOCK LEGION ! YOU JUST GAVE ME A TOTAL N00B REVIEW ! HOW CAN THIS BE ? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LOCKS ? THIS IS TERRIBLE ! I mean, especialy groups like the Lock Legion should like this kind of humor, or at least respect it, but you....you...i just can't believe it...you ruined my day, you made me sad

Nice try

The graphics were good, and some of the animated effects were good, but it was too short, had no preloader, the sound stopped, it had no plot, and there was nothing to it. The graphics were good, but it might as well be a screen saver.

disent responds:

Thanks for the comments, there actualy is a preloader just no enter button on the preloader. Yes it is rather meaningless, it's art for arts sake, take from it what you will. Thanks for commenting & the graphics score

Nope

Had no effect on me. Those things that looked like sperms were weird. Sorry, but I had to blame.

Goat-King responds:

Well I'm sorry you didn't like it.

OR SO HELP ME GOD

The beginning is a bit repetitive and the whole commercial is a bit slow, but not bad. I just might go check out this hippiehangout.net

2006Neon2006 responds:

lmao thanks, and sure check the site

Needs Improvement

The graphics were inconsistant, some were shaded, others were gradients, they all looked out of placed. You did a stick figure movie also. One of the major things about a stick movie (unless you change up the colors) is that you can't make a character out of them. The one in the pink bow could have been, but she wasn't wearing a pink bow the whole time so you can throw that out. And the sound effects were off. Also don't put the replay button on the screen before the movie is fully over.

No Effort

First person movies are stupid as hell. I might as well be watching some newb play a video game. Get some real shots and maybe it will be better. The gun props you used were pretty good though, and when he fell and broke the bathroom it added realizm, but a bag of ketchup that opens when he's "shot" would be even better.

Chris-Aldin responds:

Well the comment no effort is totally untrue. All i have to say.

Sure, it looked professional.

It looked professional, but it was just a slideshow with falling polygons. You could have ATLEAST made them LOOK like snowflakes if your going to submit a slideshow, but you didn't even put that effort into it. Come back when your ready to submit a real animation.

Blam.

Should be longer

It should be longer because it's good. Krinkles really came up with a good animation style, I'm sad to see it go to waste on story-less flashes. The music was awesome too!

Lack of Effort

It looks like you drew a picture and made some parts of it move. Woopie. Add voice overs and you have this piece of crap.

Selfish Bastard

That film was anti american yet you used General Electric lighting, which is american. I can pull better crap out of my anus.

hydriplex responds:

ummmm, nowhere in this movie am i being anti-american you dumbass, i think your just running late for kindergarden finger paint time, but hey, at least you read the credits

It would appear that Tom has updated the software to circumvent my pop up protection. You win this round, but we shall meet again.

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